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One slide too far down the banister

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs but there will never be equality in the servants' hall. - James M Barrie

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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