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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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