Halloween Weatherman

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien