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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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