Grizzly Bear Chair
Back in the days when Grizzly bears had six legs
Presented September 8, 1865 to Andrew Johnson, President U.S. by Seth Kinman, the California Hunter and Trapper
QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau