Presented September 8, 1865 to Andrew Johnson, President U.S. by Seth Kinman, the California Hunter and Trapper
QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde
To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin
To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton
Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds