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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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