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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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