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Graveyard Sundae

So delicious, it's scary!

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

Tillamook Cheese, 4175 Highway 101 North, Tillamook, Oregon 97141

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

'Graveyard Sundae' Ingredients: A scoop of Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream topped with marshmallow fluff, crushed Oreos and gummy worms in a chocolate waffle bowl

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

The Tillamook 'Graveyard Sundae'

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

Mick and Lindy enjoying Tillamook ice cream

Take a free tour of the Tillamook Cheese production plant and enjoy their fine dairy products - it’s Spook-tacular!

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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