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Graveyard Sundae

So delicious, it's scary!

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

Tillamook Cheese, 4175 Highway 101 North, Tillamook, Oregon 97141

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

'Graveyard Sundae' Ingredients: A scoop of Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream topped with marshmallow fluff, crushed Oreos and gummy worms in a chocolate waffle bowl

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

The Tillamook 'Graveyard Sundae'

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

Mick and Lindy enjoying Tillamook ice cream

Take a free tour of the Tillamook Cheese production plant and enjoy their fine dairy products - it’s Spook-tacular!
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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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