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GPS Marriage Proposal

First date path - plotting her course of action

GPS Marriage Proposal thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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