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GPS Marriage Proposal

First date path - plotting her course of action

GPS Marriage Proposal thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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