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You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

There are good things that only come out when you struggle. - Unknown

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, and the best things come to those who don't give up. - Zig Ziglar


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