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Bubba goes fishing twice to get a re-bait

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Spring weather lures fishermen with baited breath

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Good things take time. - John Wooden

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

All good things must come to an end. - H H Riley

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try. - Seth Godin

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet. - Lee Marvin

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Bad things don't affect us as profoundly as we expect them to. That's true of good things, too. We adapt very quickly to either. - Daniel Gilbert

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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