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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

There are good things that only come out when you struggle. - Unknown

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet. - Lee Marvin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Bad things don't affect us as profoundly as we expect them to. That's true of good things, too. We adapt very quickly to either. - Daniel Gilbert

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, and the best things come to those who don't give up. - Zig Ziglar

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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