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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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