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Bubba goes fishing twice to get a re-bait

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Spring weather lures fishermen with baited breath

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All good things must come to an end. - H H Riley

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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