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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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