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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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