QuotaBillsRevenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci