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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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