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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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