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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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