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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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