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Developing social relationships at an early age

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Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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