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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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