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Gluten-Free Diet

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Gluten-Free Diet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Gluten (from Latin gluten, 'glue') is a protein composite found in wheat and grains, including barley and rye. In celiacs, consumption of gluten causes adverse health issues ranging from abdominal bloating, gas, diarrhea and vomiting to migraine headaches and joint pain.

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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