Girls' Joy Ride

the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield