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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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