Girls' Joy Ride

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Little girls soften their daddy's hearts. - Paul Walker

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield