Girls' Joy Ride

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker