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What to do with twice your savings

Girlfriend Math thanks to Melissa Ryder

How do you make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune.

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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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