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Girlfriend Math

What to do with twice your savings

Girlfriend Math thanks to Melissa Ryder

How do you make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune.

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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