Girlfriend Math

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan