Sassy Siri - Apple’s iPhone’s digital assistant, Siri, has no time for those who don’t understand basic math. On June 29, 2015 Aaron Paul unearthed a hilarious answer by the iPhone app:
Q: Ask Siri, “What is zero divided by zero?”
A: “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
The future of business is social. - Barry Libert
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg
New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman
No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg
Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx