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German Efficiency

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

German Efficiency thanks to Heinrich Klauss

Mannerisms and Cultural Traits of Germans

'Germans have a mania for work. They have no idea how to enjoy life.' - Hermann Eich

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Why didn't the armistice treaty require the Germans to lay down their accordions along with their arms? - Bill Bryson

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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