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Geriatric Flight

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Geriatric Flight thanks to Candice Young

Now pre-boarding Flight 99 to Miami

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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