Gas-Resistant Pram
London, 1938, when babies were protected from incoming gas
QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik