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Gandalf Crossing
Where wizard spells cannot pass
Gandalf is a fictional character in J.R.R. Tolkien's novels. The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. He's a wizard, member of the Istari order, as well as leader of the Fellowship of the Ring and the army of the West. In The Lord of the Rings, he's initially known as Gandalf the Grey, but returns from death as Gandalf the White.
The treacherous are ever distrustful. - JRR Tolkien
For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien
The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien
Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien
Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien
For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien
The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien
Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien
Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien
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