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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

When in doubt, win the trick. - Edmond Hoyle

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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