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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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