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Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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