Front Yard TV Dinner

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro