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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Having no talent is no longer enough. - Gore Vidal

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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