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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but in the failure to use the one talent. - Edgar Work

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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