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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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