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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison


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