Front Yard TV Dinner

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric