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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Having no talent is no longer enough. - Gore Vidal

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

It is the ability to deceive oneself that the greatest talent is shown. - Anatole France

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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