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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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