Front Yard TV Dinner

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright