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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Having no talent is no longer enough. - Gore Vidal

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

It is the ability to deceive oneself that the greatest talent is shown. - Anatole France

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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