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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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