Front Yard TV Dinner

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric