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Frigid Florida

How cold was it in the Everglades today?

Frigid Florida thanks to Lisa Crawford

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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