French Ikea

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli