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Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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