French Ikea
Early Engineering plans for a new Paris shopping mall
QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir
Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost
The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick
Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius
I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray
Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle
Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn
You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown
The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump