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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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