Free Gas

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton