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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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