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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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