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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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