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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton