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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. - Casey Stengel

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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