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Ford Mistakes thanks to Keith Blake

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We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse. - Derwood Fincher

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. - Jessamyn West

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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