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Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Don't be afraid of mistakes. There aren't any. - Miles Davis

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper


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