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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse. - Derwood Fincher

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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