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Ford Mistakes thanks to Keith Blake

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He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

A mistake is evidence that you have tried. - Amish Saying

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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