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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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