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Vegetarian footprints

Foot Radish thanks to Miriam Bauer

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Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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