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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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