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Follow The Leader

Set a good example - it's the law

Follow The Leader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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