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Follow The Leader

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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