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Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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