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Follow The Leader

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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