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Follow The Leader

Set a good example - it's the law

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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