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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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