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Flower Frame Heels

Platform heels - latest in flowery footwear

Flower Frame Heels thanks to Barry McCartney

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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