#1 humor site on the 'net

Flower Frame Heels

Platform heels - latest in flowery footwear

Flower Frame Heels thanks to Barry McCartney

QuotaBills
Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours. - Dag Hammarskjold

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Nuts And Fruitcakes

Spiral Staircase

Scubaru

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

Pigeon Drink

Epic Turban

Healthy Breakfast

Motorcycle Campers

Canadian Banknotes - Extreme Makeover For Toonie

Wheelchair Mower

How To Fail at Photoshopping Pictures

Life Expectancy by Age

Construction Clouds

It's Been A Good Day

Worst Aid

Dyslexic Camper

Moon Filament

Car Dirt Art

Newfie Swimming Pool

Stoned Sign

Redneck Plumbers

Someone Stole A Cracker

Moose Pedestrian