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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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