Florida Sewer Rat
Alligator safety in the gutters
When you visit the park, you're a guest in their wild habitat but what about alligator safety in your back yard?
QuotaBillsThe road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain
Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy