Florida Car Alarm
Looks like I'm not going home
QuotaBillsThose who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker
Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin
My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden