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Root bound in the kitchen

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Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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