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Root bound in the kitchen

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon


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