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Floor Legs

Interior design ideas with exterior theme

Floor Legs thanks to Arlen Spencer

Root bound in the kitchen

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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