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Root bound in the kitchen

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Storms make the oak take deeper root. - George Herbert

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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