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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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