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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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