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First Shipment

Canada legalizes marijuana - driving around the legality of cannabis

First Shipment thanks to Glen Muise

First shipment of rolled joints heading for Cape Breton under new Canadian marijuana laws

Liberals believe marijuana legalization and regulation will generate tax revenue and economic opportunities while reducing drug enforcement costs
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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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