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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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