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Union gives strength. - Aesop

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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