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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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