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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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