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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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