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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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