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Fire Destroyed

Fox News reports a dangerous house on the loose

Fire Destroyed thanks to Keith Blake

Residents not concerned with wildfires - now concerned with house fires

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Carthage must be destroyed. - Cato

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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