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Fire Destroyed

Fox News reports a dangerous house on the loose

Fire Destroyed thanks to Keith Blake

Residents not concerned with wildfires - now concerned with house fires

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Carthage must be destroyed. - Cato

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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