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Fill The Tank

Nonna shows Luigi respect for the local police force

Fill The Tank thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding the nearest container when you gotta go

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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