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Fill The Tank

Nonna shows Luigi respect for the local police force

Fill The Tank thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding the nearest container when you gotta go

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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