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Filet Minion
Deceased Minions become tender or dainty fillets
Minions are small, yellow, pill-shaped creatures who have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from single-celled organisms into beings who exist only to serve history's most villainous masters. Filet Minions are tasty snacks!
My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
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