Fast Type

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Live deep instead of fast. - Henry Seidel Canby

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go slower as time goes faster. - Mason Cooley

The faster you go, the shorter you are. - Albert Einstein

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

Here's a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. - Henny Youngman

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go with others. - African Proverb

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Don't run as hard as you can - run as fast as you can without straining. - Jack Daniels

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

That’s the thing about living vicariously; it’s so much faster than actual living. - Audrey Niffenegger

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A.J. Liebling

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix