QuotaBillsFood tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com