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Family Birthday Reminder

Never forget a birthday, anniversary or special occasion

Family Birthday Reminder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The easiest, most effective way to remind you of your family members' birthdays

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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