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Family Birthday Reminder

Never forget a birthday, anniversary or special occasion

Family Birthday Reminder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The easiest, most effective way to remind you of your family members' birthdays

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey


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