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Falling Picture

When a photo op takes precedence over helping someone

Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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