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Falling Picture

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Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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