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Falling Picture

When a photo op takes precedence over helping someone

Falling Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Baby and child safety in the kitchen

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It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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