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Falling In Love

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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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