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Falling In Love

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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