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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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