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Falling In Love

Easing the stress of a hurt relationship

Falling In Love thanks to Tyrone Lantham

When falling off a bridge hurts less

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Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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