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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Whatever the status quo is, changing it gives you the opportunity to be remarkable. - Seth Godin

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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