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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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