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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Discharge status: Alive but without permission - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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