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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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