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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg


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