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Facebook Closure

Closing Connections for Facebook Friends

Facebook Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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