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Face Heater

Keeping your face warm all winter

Face Heater thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba prefers this to Face Book or getting real exercise

Choose between a Grill Face Heater, a Heat Lamp or a Tan Heater

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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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