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Face Heater

Keeping your face warm all winter

Face Heater thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba prefers this to Face Book or getting real exercise

Choose between a Grill Face Heater, a Heat Lamp or a Tan Heater
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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis


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