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Eye've Been To The Beach

When clam shells sea what's up

Eye've Been To The Beach thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Clam shells by the sea shore

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Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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