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Eye've Been To The Beach

When clam shells sea what's up

Eye've Been To The Beach thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Clam shells by the sea shore

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Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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