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Eye've Been To The Beach

When clam shells sea what's up

Eye've Been To The Beach thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Clam shells by the sea shore

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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