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Extreme Pressure Cooker

Tried out my new pressure cooker bomb today

Extreme Pressure Cooker thanks to Candice Apolzer

Know how to use your pressure cooker relief valve before it's too late

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Too many cooks spoil the broth. - English Proverb

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Second guessing is much easier than speculating under pressure. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Powder: Something that may cause an explosion if found on the lapel - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Casserole: A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftover leftovers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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